Bellus Bellum

When a beaten bellicose addled drunk
Through puffed lips cries “Can’t we just get along?”
You wonder: is this pious scofflaw punk
On to something? Could be. But not for long.

Nature is quite plain. History, replete
With evidence, displays our frenetic
Inebriating joyous gush when we
Defeat the enemy. It’s genetic!

Thus nature, after all, shapes nurture—rids
Us of that age-old quarrel. Ancient screeds—
The books we quote to purify our kids—
Teach them to kill. Hordes of malicious gods,

Modeling us, prance, posture, and destroy.
“I’ll get me glory on the Egyptians,”
Old Yawah growls, then plagues them (boy oh boy!)
And revels as he kills their first-born sons.

And when war-weary Arjuna decides
Killing kinsman is monstrous, sick revenge,
Lord Krishna manifests himself, derides—
(Blazing with light, arms, thighs, but mostly fangs)

Explains that killing is what we do! Don’t
Even get me started on Zeus and Thor,
Shiva and Kali. They’re mirrors; we taught
Them all their tricks; we made them what they are.

Freud was right! Never mind the rolling eyes
Of patronizing practitioners. Freud’s
Still right! That raffish band of deities
That occupy the skies—jackals devoid

Of all constraint—implacably enraged—
Reflect the savagery we hurl at those
Who dare deny us our desires! Those sage
Christians who preach a new idea—“repose

In the bosom of Jesus: god of love,
Not rage”—are something of a laughing stock.
Those same Christians, urged, no doubt, from above,
Went to slaughter Saracens. Huguenots

Got themselves massacred by Catholics.
But never mind—the Protestants repaid
That debt with ample interest. Frolic
With the armies of Christ— they’re still arrayed!

“Loving god” my ass! And yet it’s foolish
To blame these gods. We made them avatars
Of our belligerence. It takes no stretch
To see ourselves in those unholy stars.
                                       (May 4, 2007)

Posted in Religion, War

Death

This pill mitigates that pill’s dire effect—
How’s that for modern medicine? The pills,
Of course, will kill me finally. The skills
Prolonging pain-laced life cannot project

Immortality. This death I expect,
However dark, neither frightens nor chills.
And quiet black (without sinister thrills!)
Looms an ironically bright prospect.

And yet I cannot simply make my peace.
I worry. Will my wife maintain the car?
Change the oil? Figure out the VCR
And learn to use ubiquitous CDs?
Mostly, I yearn, before my closing date,
To know who wins election night ’08!
(4/30/07)

Posted in Death

Travelers

For DF & ACF

Some folks favor stability—flourish
At home, secure, with everything in place.
Others dissent, insist on nourishing
Gnawing hunger—they imbibe, seek rare grace;

Intoxicated by untrammeled space,
They cannot rest!  They travel everywhere—
Our friends among them.  Determined, they lace
The draught of life with stimulants.  They fare

Up China’s rivers, watch Northern whales, dare
The waters beyond Grecian isles, extol
Mediterranean wonders.  They spare
Nothing!  For Chrissakes—they’re at the North Pole

Right now!  What next?  Fiji for sure, to stroll
Exotic beaches.  Then, the Space Station?
The first blast off to Mars?  Can any toll
Limit their consumption of creation?

Just one!  No matter how tempting the fruit,
They won’t go where their Blackberries are mute!
(4/27/07)

Posted in Friends, Gadgets

Tax Practice

Least (I thought) among my many clients,
A nude dancer brought me every year
A tiny wage report—to my query
She quips, “Yep, that’s all” (a tad defiant).

Thus it went until her noncompliance
Flamed—1099B’s confirmed my fears.
And brokerage year-end reports made clear:
Fifty grand, not five, propped her environs.

“We have a problem here; it’s not funny,”
I admonished.  “You must declare your tips!”
Arms tightly crossed, back stiff, slit-eyed, pursed lips,
She spat, “I get naked for that money!”

Distraught, I bellowed: “Uncle doesn’t care!”
I softened then, “Should IRS attend
To you—tell them ‘I have a friend.’”  Daring
Eyes, taut smile, she purred, “I have many friends.”

Eyes tight, teeth clenched, I whisper, “No! Just one
Loving “friend”; you’re not a corporation!”
                                            (4/18/07)

Posted in Lust, Taxes

Being Rich

  for DF & ADF

Some people know how to be rich, others
Don’t.  I know a couple who’ve overcome
Poverty’s reticence, who can cozen
Fate, preside over wealth with such aplomb

The mind boggles.  Often they enliven
Torpid hours by spiriting friends to spend
Some time away.  To Alaska, say; dives
In warm Fijian seas at two thousand

Bucks a day!  “Hey, we’ll take the Gulfstream Four”
(Larger of the two jets they own).  It’s not
That we are poor.  It’s just that at our core
We haven’t learned to cut the Gordian knot

Of our frugality.  I stand, entranced,
Comparing cost per ounce of rival brands.
                           (4/16/07)

Posted in Affluence, Friends

YOU???—Who Me?

                              I

Our past, our present, no doubt our future
History, is fire-forged, fiercely honed,
Shaped by the deadly amalgam of two
Knife-like realities: Testosterone

And that stubborn notion of one-true-god.
Season these with the piquant spice of greed–
Presto! All the ingredients you need
To flavor the brewed stew of who we are.

Mix passionate belief, relentless hor-
mones, acquisitiveness—and history—
Triumphs, grim twists, defeats, incessant gore—
Becomes an open book, no mystery.

We kill the infidels; we seize the spoils;
And, best of all, the winners get the girls!
                                         (3/25/07)

                              II

Bologna, liverwurst, summer sausage—
Have you considered what that stuff contains,
Better yet, examined how wursts pertain
To what we are?  “Three T” (don’t ask!) force-

meat stuffs the casings of both food and mind.
Brains, like sausages, plumped with detritus
Heaped at home, at school, at church, at play, fuss-
filled certainties defining all mankind.

 Who am I?  A six foot two inch hot dog
Who earned parental love by doing well
At school, who got the girl by dancing well,
Pursued respect, became a slogging cog

In academia.  And all for what?

Minced ideas, together with dumb luck, got
Me through, provided what I’d need—power
To escape the gaping maws—to flower:
Thwart predators!  Become devourer!
                         (4/1/07)

                         III

Once I thought I’d like to be a poet,
But understood that was not politic—
And, despite my yearning, once I knew it,
Cowardice forged me: a callow critic.

Wide-eyed, I watched as those blest singers burned,
Churned in time’s hot vortex: addicted, drunk
Insane!  I dared not risk my life to earn
A place among the fates.  Instead, I sank

To finding fault, extending praise, the sage,
Smug guardian of their great tradition.
I never gave myself permission
To shed constraint, confront, to hurl my rage

At this contagious world.  Fraught with desire,
I cowered: no Prometheus; no fire.
                                              (4/12/07)

Posted in Conformity, Lust, Religion