Further, Joan request for haiku featuring toads, hares, crows, and turtles

Stony, silent toad
Sits—supple tongue, deadly, coiled—
Waiting for a fly.

Crows, like ravens, caw!
But only stately ravens
Predict: “NEVERMORE!”

Though rodents disgust,
Rabbits, despite overbite,
Charm—long ears, puffed tails.

Strange creatures abound—
Platypus, eel, giraffe, squid,
Plus the long-eared hare.
(2/26/09)

Turtles swim the seas,
Tortoises gallumph on land—
Weird dichotomy.

Lethargic tortoise—
Unambitious, carapaced—
Lives for centuries!

Though slow, they’re steady,
These tortoises, and race well!
Doubters? Ask the hare.
(2/27/09)

Posted in Animals, Joan, Several Short Poems

Joan’s Special Request: Art project requires short poems featuring pigs

Pork Tanka

Politicians jest,
Excoriate, mock, score points.
But what principle,
Philosophy, theory,
Informs “lipstick on a pig”?

Three pigs built houses.
Two, unfamiliar with wolves,
Their huffing, puffing,
Owe their lives to a brother
Acquainted with rigid bricks.

Pork Haiku

Pigs have their uses.
They snuffle and snout the ground,
Uncover truffles!

Eerie idioms?
A pig in a poke, perhaps,
Or in a pig’s eye.

Charlotte, a spider
Publicist, lobbied to save
The prize pig Wilbur.
                 (2/16/09)

Posted in Animals, Joan, Several Short Poems

Rain

Sometimes the words won’t come,
Distraction wiles all time.
But rain—artful pander—
Intrudes to nourish rhyme.

Downpour destroys the lure
Of beach and friendly schmooze,
Thrusts the sluggish poet
To bed down with his muse.

Rain is good for rhubarb,
But, mainly, it breaks through
The block that writers rue—
There’s nothing else to do!
(2/16/09)

Posted in Inspiration

Birthday Dinner

As is his wont,
Dan, my younger son,
Took us out to celebrate
My seventy-ninth birthday.

James, the restaurateur,
Came over—
Congratulation, commiseration—
And queried my relationship
With chocolate.

As is my wont,
I ate six raw oysters,
A crab cake,
And munched on crudités.
James came through:
A complimentary
Chocolate mousse,
Rich, warm,
Whipped cream enhanced.

Unaccountably
Queasy through the night,
Fretting through the day,
What assailed?
An off oyster?
Crab too raw?
Unaccustomed,
Mousse and cream?

Whence the nausea, tears?
Malignant food,
Or just the weight
Of years?
             (2/14/09)

Posted in Aging, Family, Friends

Politics

                                I
Occasional Verse
     Inauguration—2009

Face it, “occasional” poems suck—the Queen’s
Birthday, the Prince’s new-born child, triumph
At the Battle of This or That—pralines,
Candied words, trivial verse, crud-lumps—

Laureates’ labored hatchlings birthed to earn
Thin sustenance laureates live upon—
A hogshead of wine, modest cash return,
Herbs, perhaps, for a nourishing tisane?

But hist’ry bludgeons us from time to time.
When folk distil from the fermented mess
(Plutocratic soup, politicians’ crime)
High proof spirits, pure, rich in intellect—

That labor cries for gnomic, verse filled tomes,
Breeds awe—shakes loose occasion-nurtured poems.
                                       (1/23/09)

                            II
Exceptional Ethics
     Executive decrees (with waivers)

Contrariwise, what happens when the thuds
Of power-born expedience crash down?
“Lobbyists banned!” our saintly leader said—
Day one—Genesis—those corrupt, uncrowned!

Day two returns to old reality.
It seems, of all three hundred million souls
Just one can be our defense deputy—
A well known lobbyist and K Street troll.

So Revelation still trumps Genesis,
And Gog, Magog still ravage (endlessly);
Obscene proclaimings (undermining bliss),
Satanic lapses trash our pious pleas.

We all know (sort of) what sane ethics means—
We understand manipulation—greed.
We cheered the ban on hands employed to feed
Those glutton maws, assuage those tender spleens.

So tell us, please, how can we honor this
Retreat from honor (wholly gone amiss)?
However inconvenient, how can you
Simply waive, by fiat, simple virtue?
                      (1/24/09)

                         III
Monday Morning
     January 26, 2009—one week into a new presidency.

The forecast promised plain misery—
Rain, wind, chill.
But it was wrong.

I limped down to the beach
Under a bright, unlikely sky.
The flat sea,
Radiant with gray-blue gravitas,
Promised order, righteousness.

Warmed by an ebullient sun,
I watched the early tennis games,
Uneasy,
Turning, in my sluggish mind,
Words to animate darkness,
Betrayal, fear—
Above all, disappointment—
Again, again, again.

Coiled, python-like,
Crushing all that hope
And promised change,
The poem I started yesterday
Would mockingly display
The baleful face of grim reality,
As principles,
That storied file of dominos,
Toppled into years
Of blasted dreams.

But the sun smiled.
The sea smiled back.
Returning home,
I passed the front yard
And turned into our walk;
A profusion of camellias
(Unprecedented for twenty years!)
Insisted on themselves.
To the left, our lemon tree
Engorged with ripened fruit,
Smirked playfully,
And on the right
My favorite rose,
Fragrant, orange-tinted red,
Bloomed,
In January!

I charmed that serpent
Off my heart,
Gave up the rant I planned,
And reveled in the sun and sea,
Fruit and flowers,
That neither politicians, lobbyists,
Nor all the hedge fund managers
Can take from me.
                 (1/26/09)

Posted in Local Color, Politics, Today's News

Recession/Depression? Gimme a Break!

Got laid off did you? Can’t meet the mortgage
On your well-kept three bedroom two bath house?
Skimping a bit on dining out? Courage
Lout! And, for pity’s sake, give up grousing!

Trouble with car payments, filling the tank?
Save yourself and Earth—push it off a cliff.
Walk, cycle, take the bus. Deplore the dank
Pinch of frivolous fate, do you? Well, sniff

About a bit. Mark those three billion souls,
Half the planet’s writhing mass, pristine, pure—
Blessed without a thing to lose—cajoling
Puckered plots for one day’s sustenance, inured,

Hunger-hollowed, nature’s worm-ridden prey—
While we shriek at shrunken ‘401k’s.
                                  (1/20/09)

Posted in Poverty