Magnitude 8.9 quake rocks Japan
Listen to Marvin read Creationism
Let’s assume, for the sake of argument,
That one of those almighty creators,
In a blast of “Let there be’s,” did foment
Our universe (a god, not a satyr!)
Foundation? Sub-ducting tectonic plates?
Jeezus! What was It thinking of? Cosmic
Building codes not in place? Design? Flyweight—
Inept creation of a swinging dick.
And for this we praise, kneel, and worship It?
We must be nuts! Throw in some light’ning strikes,
Tsunamis, tornadoes, meningitis—
A grim hist’ry wrought by war-prone psyches.
No way! No loving god would so fuck us—
We’re creatures of an incoherent ruckus!
(3/15/11)