Category Archives: Religion



Ancient Headlines!

Adam and Eve Expelled from Paradise
For Discovering Morality.

Cain Bludgeons Sibling
Reducing Human Population to Three: Continue reading →

Posted in Religion

You Can’t Make This Stuff Up!

You may not call your god Allah!
Our god’s Allah (The Merciful,
Beneficent).

Listen, you fucking infidels—
Continue reading →

Posted in Religion, War, Words

The DSM

In the beginning (so the story goes)
There was this garden,
Subtropical,
Full of fruit, with meat enough Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit, Religion, Wisdom

Ecce Homo

Desire to acquire wealth?
Easy!
Watch, as others
(Sentenced to sweat and pain) Continue reading →

Posted in Greed, Lust, Religion

People Magazine: BC Edition

Forgot to take my novel to the gym—
So, while I pedaled my nine klicks, burnt off
One hundred twenty calories, tacked on
A few more pendulums of life, I leafed Continue reading →

Posted in Bullshit, Religion

Holy Politics

Six thousand years ago (we’re told) the world
Began. By page six, my Old Testament
Details preemptive murder—Cain’s hate-hurled
Fratricidal stone—envy’s lust unpent. Continue reading →

Posted in Religion