Dick
The fortune cookie said: “Quick! Write a haiku to your best friend.”
Grandchildren galore,
One dead wife, one blonde alive,
Running by the shore.
(5/13/08)
Anesthesiology Fees
The numbed sleep is free.
The only thing we bill for
Is the waking up.
(5/23/08)
or…
Minor surgery—
Accidental death a risk—
Painless, mild, and quick.
(5/25/08)
Pro Sports
Why does it matter?
Why the frenzied home team cheers?
Losers, too, get paid.
Coliseum sport—
Christians and lions contend—
Losers’ fate: dead meat!
(5/25/08)